Did you know the word "licorice" appears zero times on a bag of Twizzlers? I'm not sure what that means, but what it DOESN'T mean is that Twizzlers is licorice. What ever happened to the old Switzer's Licorice? They had bites and ropes too... but it was actual licorice. I know Hersey's bought them - but it was probably to put them out of business. ...

Can anyone tell me how in hell Rita Cosby has her own television show? She may quite possibly be the absolute hardest personality to watch on tv without wanting to blow your brains out. God save us.

Just found out this morning that Jerry Seinfeld will be performing at the Overture Center on Friday, September 23rd at 7pm. Trying to get tickets... maybe... when I've seen him do stand-up live on TV, it seemed quite boring actually. Loved the show, but don't know if he's worth the $80 live. We shall see.

New seasons of so many great shows start in September.... I don't think this summer's "new' shows were as good as last summer for some reason. I can't even think of any that stand out to me. Smallville, One Tree Hill, Gilmore Girls (can you tell I've been watching the WB tonight?), are all new the week of September 13. You've also got Lost on ABC starting the second ...